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200.2 hrs on record
oversized golden housecat is gay and that thought alone has consumed my life since 2017 when it first entered my brain.

for real, the gameplay is a lot smoother and less janky than previous titles. still a bit more rigid than elden ring if you come from there, but by far preferable over dark souls remastered imo. dlcs are absolute bangers that are so very worth the money.
Posted 9 June.
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2,923.6 hrs on record (587.8 hrs at review time)
Never before have you had the opportunity to breakdance in the vacuum of space. Or maybe you had. Then have it again.
Never before have you had the opportunity to be disgusted at no less than 2/3rds of your enemy factions' appearance. Or maybe you had. Have it again for old times' sake.
Never before have you controlled a biorobot hopping around a map frantically, just because it's Cool. Or, again, maybe you had. Have it again.
Never before have you had the opportunity to meet an actually majority-polite MMO community. This one I know you really hadn't.
Maybe before you've had the opportunity to have a space mom with such an incredible ass. But that's the sort you want to have again.
But I sure know that never before I had the opportunity to farm for basically anything and everything you need in a game. I'm talking Everything. Grindfarming simulator right here.
And you sure have played games where you've had a lot of fun (and sometimes serious and emotional, sometimes terribly whacky) moments before. But it's always nice to have more, so if you're into highly mobile third person shooters where fashion is the real endgame, maybe you should give Warframe a try.
Posted 5 January, 2017.
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