"One day I woke up and discovered that I was in love with tripe."
-- Tom Anderson
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If puns were deli meat, this would be the wurst.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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The sendmail configuration file is one of those files that looks like someone
beat their head on the keyboard. After working with it... I can see why!
-- Harry Skelton
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<cj> no! problems in M$ software?
<cj> "Thoroughly bugtested"
* Dabb grins.
<LordHavoc> rewrite that as 'Thoroughly buginfested'
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We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those
"Police Academy" movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughin',
did you?

-- Homer Simpson
Marge Be Not Proud
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"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich."
-- Looney Tunes, Ali Baba Bunny (1957, Chuck Jones)
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