"So you turned water into lava?"
"Much like Jesus."
"Is that what Jesus did?"
"Nooooo."
"I thought he turned water into fishes"
"He turned water into fish?"
"Yeah that's what he did, then he fed them, he broke the fish."
"What do you feed a fish?"
"Fish food, what do you think?"
"Give a fish a man, and he will eat for a day."
"Actually a lot of fish eat other fish, believe it or not."
"Don't be ridiculous."
"What? tuna do, and other small fish do."
"Tuna? what they eat tuna melts?"
"Tuna don't eat tuna I don't think"
"I eat tuna melts, am i a tuna?"
"You're not a fish"
"Am i a piano tuna?"
"I don't know, in a past life maybe."