That's What Girls Are For

I wanna make one thing crystal clear
When i want an ice old beer
Get it real quick and say "yes, dear"
Those are the words that i wanna hear
We'll get along- you will see
Focus on taking care of me
You gotta make me a priority
Cuz i'm a pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' commodity

Dear old dad, well now he's dead
But when he was alive he always said
"make those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take care of you - cause that's what women were born to do!"

That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for!
Cleaning, baking, hot love making
That's what girls are for!
That's what girls are for!
Taking directions, giving me erections
Do my laundry - pay my bills crush my oxycontin pills
Clean the sheets where my manjuice spills
On the weekend you can roto-till you'll see it's a way of life
Do a good job and you can be my wife!
Load my guns and sharpen my knife
Just kidding you ain't gonna be my wife!

Dear old dad, god rest his soul
He'd wake up in the morning and smoke a bowl
Smack my mom upside the head
"make me an sangwich" is what he said

Yeah

That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for
Sewing, cooking, being good looking
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for

Love me rub me suck my nubby!
Anyone can see, when you're waiting on me - nothing makes me feel more alive!
And i pray everyday that somehow we can stay stuck in 1955!!

Solo

That's what girls are for
Sing it with feeling!
That's what girls are for
Even my mom agrees!
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for

Wearing high heels and copping some feels
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for
Kissin lickin
Tastes like chicken!
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for
Being real dumb, and making me ♥♥♥!
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for
S my d and l my b's some more!!



“Você pode morrer a qualquer momento, mas viver exige muita coragem.” – Kenshin Himura

"Confie e será traído. Descuide-se e será morto. Mate antes que te matem” –Makoto Shishio

“Você deveria ordenar seus pensamentos antes de reuni-los em palavras” – Kenshin Himura

"Todo mundo tem as suas lembranças ruins a respeito do passado, se existe alguém que não as tenhas, essa pessoa não vale nada…” – Hiei

“A mera existência do ser humano é algo extremamente maléfico para o mundo” - Sensui

Ha-ha, these humans are definitely foolish creatures. Think as hard as those weak brains of yours can manage. Do you humans ever listen to the cries of mercy coming from the pigs and cows you slaughter?" Meruem