jo momma

https://youtu.be/JniDWQ1MyvE

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Wow, Thanks for the compliment, I’m just overjoyed that you would say that about me. Your totally non-sarcastic comment is so uplifting and inspiring that it’s propelled me to start finding the cure to cancer. This totally necessary statement that you just made about me has had such a heavy influence on me that I’m going to magically change my lifestyle and wake up at 3:30 in the morning and work out for 5 hours before I go to school and do homework until 1:30 AM because of all of the extracurricular stuff that your writing has inspired me to take. Your comment has enlightened me so much that I’m going to take a college course on quantum physics and add “Newton’s 4th Law” to the collection of natural laws. I’m just that flattered. You should get the Nobel prize for your eloquence and finesse. You should become the president of the United States because no president’s debating skills could even compare to the sheer ambition your writing has given to me.

-rep After a good game in h1z1, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great h1z1 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a h1z1 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep4ThJ8cQhs