Koalas are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, ♥♥♥♥ and occasionally scream like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ satan.

I have heard of great men. Those who make mountains move by thinking about it. Those who are able to intimidate fear into submission. There are people among us who have the ability to change the world in on fell swoop. They are able to conquer and overtake any obstacle, and do what they deem fit. There are presidents and rulers who command with such a tone as to inspire those from the other team. These men are to be feared, and they are of the most elite in history, even as it is being made.

...They have also been known to pee and scream like little girls at the sight of this man.