+rep he is literally the king of sex himself

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ coward go neck yourself

-rep killed me alot, must be hacking

Roses Are Red Nuts Are Brown,
Skirts Go Up Pants Go Down,
Body To Body Skin To Skin,
When It's Stiff You Stick It In,
It Goes In Dry And Comes Out Wet,
The Longer It's In The Stronger It Gets,
It Comes Out Dripping And Starts To Sag,
It's Not What You Think...









It's Just A Tea Bag ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A Magical Man who smells of a field of freshly deodoranted gullotined armpits, and looks like a pretty young Sir Edward Heath, before he tranformed into the Sexy Beautiful Breasted Wilderbeast he was in the 90s, though!