person below me is lonely

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like henti or not. I don't want to seem like your h*rny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

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I'm gonna travel back in time...
Find a dinosaur egg..
Bring it back to today, sit on it until hatches, raise it, love it and then watch it mangle your lifeless and helpless carcass..
While I touch myself inappropriately.

+Rep for the person who just looked and never did it

+ Rep for impressive Profile. Eyes to my tears.