"Some people say that group sex is better than sex as a pair - because I guess, like with any team work, one can dodge being good at it" - Vladimir Putin

"And i wanted to go to church, but this one priest kept raping my ass" - Kai Buhr [Responding to altobyy talking about the legend27 kicking his ass]

"I did Nazi that coming. Did Jew?" - CoolMoeDea21 [On hearing that a famous American Nazi married a Jew]

"Conservatives don't want people to be educated because then they won't have any voters" - alex laverde [On hearing of Donald J. Trump's Education Secretary pick]

"I'm a simple guy looking for a traditional girl who likes walks in the park, travelling, spooning, and occasionally eye watering anal sex with a strapon. What can I say, I'm an old fashioned romantic." - purpleprinc3

"People are disrespecting Hitler because he killed millions of people, but you got to remember he killed Hitler." - theWolverine07

"An oligarch, a local and an immigrant share ten cookies. The oligarch takes nine of them, then tells the local, "watch out for the immigrant, he's coming for your cookie". - Our Lord and Saviour Nicolas Cage

"I have discovered a vile plot where Roger a Muirebe seeks to kill Roger a Muirebe to make sure Roger a Muirebe does not discover his plot to kill Roger a Muirebe.
Your humble spymaster, Roger a Muirebe" - Icarus [On Crusader Kings 2]

"Lmfao! I just realized why the pope doesn't like abortion. More abortions means less children to be molested by the Catholic Church." - PaleGhost69