Recent reviews by Cock Boi

It's been said plenty of times, however I would also like to ask what moron thought that having no offline mode was a good idea? Even after "fixing" servers you are still going to constantly be kicked from a party or disconnected in the middle of a heist. There is no point investing 15 minutes sneaking past guards and quietly shuffling bags out the door, just to be met with an error screen. Paid 40 dollars to sit at the main menu. What the actual ♥♥♥♥ Starbreeze.

8/10 Funny bunny mask

The ultimate gaming experience! I love logging into Sea of Thieves and roaming the open ocean. This game offers a wide variety of unique mechanics. You can sit at a load screen for 10 minutes while listening to your boat sink, being unable to take any action. Encounter cheating children who decide to spam racial slurs and other horrid profanities, who are rarely punished. Best of all you will always be rubber banding and dealing with hit reg. This makes every PvP duel into a cool little dice roll! I can say that my money and time have certainly been spent. I've broken every glass object in my house and can't eat anything other than bananas.

8/10 pls give my sanity back

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