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25 of 52 (48%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Team Building

Be killed by a colleague
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 6:25pm

The World Fairest Court

Get arrested
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 7:54pm

Wanted to live when dying.

Wanted to die when living.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 6:25pm

Good Samaritan

Help Morris
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:40am

Burning Man

...with blackjack and hookers!
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 6:49pm

Sugar Blood

All sugar is in limited supply
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 10:37pm

Mischief Managed

Drive Dong mad
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 6:24pm

No Pain, No Gain...

Find office 101
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 7:49am

Twirl It!

Win the Supergame
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 4:18am

Soap Opera

Replace twins
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 1:55am

Collective Immunity

Vaccinate all Carl clones
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 5:53am

Chemical Brothers

Solve environmental problems
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 6:14am

Psalms Of Joy

Read the testaments of Isaac Weinberg
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 5:44am

Career Development

Get promoted to Floor 12
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 10:40pm

Rising Star

Get promoted to Floor 25
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 4:19am

Top Of The World

Get promoted to Floor 37
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 6:20am

One-Stop Service

Processed 100 forms at Floor 1
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 9:02pm

Dog In The Manger

Destroy the repeaters
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:02am

Our Savior

Sacrifice yourself
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:14am

Happiness for all! Free of charge!

And let no one leave offended!
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:18am

Bend The Knee

Use Heimdall for your own purposes
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 6:54am

Panem Et Circenses!

Transfer the Heimdall control to Ferguson
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:10am

What A Twist!

Transfer the Heimdall control to the cunning asshole
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:06am

Pillow Of Destiny

Kill the Wise Leader
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 6:32am

Doesn't look like anything to me

Bring Carl to tears. Too much Carl in this game!
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 5:39am



Lootboxing

Find all father's boxes

50 Shades of Loyalty

Salute the Leader statue 50 times

Extended Friendship

Watch all TV series recommended by colleagues

Lend a Pushing Hand

Spit in Morris

Date Doctor

Help Dong to make romance with Hazer

A Dose Of Reality

Help Mulphy accept the truth

There're things you can't control.

For everything else, there's mafia

Good Riddance

Organize the escape of Maria Curee

Behind The Seven Seals

Processed 100 forms at Floor 12

Dirty Hundred

Processed 100 objects at Floor 25

Up To You

Enforce free will for people

Hecatomb

Transfer the Heimdall control to De Salvo

Utopia

Transfer the Heimdall control to Weinberg
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