Hi I (18 M) have a little bit of a problem. I have (16 F) a girlfriend (16 F) and we live separately but She comes over sometimes. So basically something happened and I might've gotten my balls stuck in the toilet paper tube (the thing you see when you use all the toilet paper) and it's been 2 hours and I don't know how to get them out. She is coming in 1 hour please help

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Morphine

-rep Got me pregnant then started a great wonderful family with me. The bad part is he used the kids college fund to go to Deep River Water Park, i would have been ok with it if he brought me. But he went with our old douchebag neighbor Tom instead. ♥♥♥♥ you Tom.

-rep went crazy and now he thinks he has a dog