Recent reviews by Tony T bone

like metal slug X but WAAAAAGH

minecraft for heterosexuals

A love letter to swat 4, an excellent challenging game that requires team coordination and accurate fast response time, you'll never play the same scenario twice. a real mature tactical experience

game is meta as ♥♥♥♥, the Emperium is ♥♥♥♥♥♥, claim to oppose it? die like a heretic, speak out against it, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HERETIC. its not good but you will try anyway fpr thrr rrmprrthhhhnnrrrr

Reminds me of all the xiao xiao and other stick fighting flash videos/ games I enjoyed years ago, except now I can get drunk and smash my friends up a simple fast paced physics based combat, short and sweet with plenty of slap stick laughs to get out of it, most outcomes of matches make me lmao

WHEN TONY T BONE LOCO COMES INTO THE RING YOU KNOW YOURE TIME IS UP, AND IF YOU GOT FRIENDS, BRING EM ALONG BECAUSE I WILL TEACH YOU ALL A LESSON IN VIOLENCE

Ive been shoving people who play crap like this into lockers my whole life. Nerds

Purge xenos with the bros
play with your brothers. brother

My childhood revisited, the fact that Stewart Copeland's OST makes a return ties it all together, play this whether you have played the originals or not. great graphics and an all around fun time

would be perfect if it werent for that ridiculous stamina drain