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🤣
Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb?
A: A corpse.
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How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
🤠
Mandrell: "You know what I think?"
Doctor: "Ah, ah that's a catch question. With a brain your size you
don't think, right?"
-- Dr. Who
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Jim, this is Janelle. I'm flying tonight, so I can't make our date, and
I gotta find a safe place for Daffy. He loves you, Jim! It's only two
days, and you'll see. Great Danes are no problem!
-- "The Rockford Files"
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National security is in your hands - guard it well.
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Topologists are just plane folks.
Pilots are just plane folks.
Carpenters are just plane folks.
Midwest farmers are just plain folks.
Musicians are just playin' folks.
Whodunit readers are just Spillane folks.
Some Londoners are just P. Lane folks.
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