I have been edging since July 18, 2012. Not like "every time I fap", I mean I have not busted a nut since July 17, 2012. Every day I wake up and immediately crank it, stopping short of course. Then I take a shower. Edge again. Make breakfast with one hand. I have to stop and meditate for at least 20 minutes before I leave the house, to suppress my urges while I drive. This burden is mine alone, and I will not injure others in the process by driving recklessly. I get to work, and all day I shift around in my seat with my ♥♥♥♥ pressed up against my leg, leaking the entire time. One time it looked like I'd pissed myself, so I've learned to keep wadded up tissues in my pants to soak it up, which I exchange every hour or two on a bathroom break. By the way, stay hydrated. I had to go to the hospital one time because I thought I was dying, but it turns out I had just leaked so much precum that I was severely dehydrated. My balls are... Not the correct size anymore.

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+rep Total memelord.