I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it anymore.

Please ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ end my suffering.

"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

I replied in the most concise way I could think: "A monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors.". A few seconds after I sent the email I heard an awful screetch coming from upstairs, followed by stomping. Elon charged into my office and started screaming that I was making fun of him and that I should know who I was talking to. He told me to collect all my things and to get out immediately. I couldn't fit my excersize ball sit stand desk in my backpack so I asked if I could have a ride home. He glared at me and sneered and asked why I can't just put it in my car, when I told him that I don't have a license he just laughed at me. I had to leave my desk in the office but hopefully I can find someone to help me pick it up. On the way out the door I told elon that I was excited for full self driving because then I wouldn't have to take the bus and he just turned around and walked away from me.

A few days ago I was let go from twitter. I have been working there for over 8 years and I honestly don't know what to do at this point. 90% of the time my team was working on the 2fa services. We had talked about divesting from authentication and delegating our authentication services to another company. After elon came in, things got a bit more accelerated until he started to make some extreme demands of myself and some of my team. All of this came to a head when he sent me an email asking me what a Monad is.

acha give me your full body nude picture
--Mercyy 29/08/2020

They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, ♥♥♥♥ and occasionally scream like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently...

Koalas are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value.

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Yes. But what does “Pog” mean are you trying to be mean if you are you have, if not then I will tell you again. WHAT. DOES. IT. MEAN. Because I do not know what your talking about bro I don’t know if you are trying to be funny/make a joke or if your being mean? So tell me if your trying to be funny or rude because I don’t know what your talking about.

Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up you stupid ass troglodyte ♥♥♥♥♥. of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ course we're watching in 2021, when the ♥♥♥♥ did you think i was watching it? 1776? you think i can just waltz outside in any year other than 2021? no ♥♥♥♥♥ that's not how it works. like please ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tell me what the actual purpose of asking this stupid ass question is. there isn't one. you just want your dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meaningless youtube comment likes don't you? please please god shut your dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouth and delete this stupid ass comment. it's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ complete embarrassment to your entire family and bloodline

I've no patience for this level of entitlement after this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥' day. Either stop for a tenth of a second and wonder why people who donate tons of their time to making the sub better, every day, basically universally agreed on removing a ton of your comments, or just stop complaining. Honestly.

okay you know what, you are not entitled to waste my time explaining why you were banned. Over 10% of your last 50 comments have been removed by literally five independent viewers. You have exhibited a severe lack of empathy and a penchant for dehumanization of those you don't like. It's in a significant number of your comments, and frankly, you need to stop. We get death threats, we are not paid, and we still try our best to be kind and fair, as much as we can. What I'm saying, is you either know what you did to be banned and you're poking for absolutely, completely no reason, or you're so lacking in empathy and have tunnel visioned so hard on hate today that you deeply deserve the ban. It's a ban for one day for wasting like twenty minutes of other peoples' time on what was, frankly, the most stressful day online I've had since I was made a mod. We deserved better, and we still deserve better, than this ♥♥♥♥ attitude.

Let's be honest, I'm the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ king when it comes to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Like look at you dumbasses, you sitting there, circle jerking every chef insight saying ♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypastas like the navy seals one, that's not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. That's called being a punk.

And if you say I'm retarded for being the king of kings and ayyylmaoing your computer. I will show you my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ degree in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chefs on the interwebs. I will also show you my 6.2 billion anime ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I got from reking your life. I bet in the comments when you paste your sad excuse for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I will come back at you and you will turn into a thanksgiving dinner. That's right, a roasted turkey.

Now if you think of ever think about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the king you will die confirmed, and I don't think you wouldnt like to be the 501 person that died by my roasting pleasure. Thanks for being smart and not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me.

Pasensya ka na ha, God bless
ha tangina ka ano

pasensya ka na eto naman eto ba naman

pano pag binugbog kita dito

wag sorry na dali na God bless pasensya ka na

sa tingi.. sa tingin mo naawa ako sayo

humihingi naman ako dispensa sayo, gusto ko lang naman makipagkaibigan

gusto ko?

ako gusto ko makipagkaibigan

pano pag binugbog kita dito tangina ka

wag naman wag naman, mabait naman ako

mabait ka per... mabait ka pero bat mo ko hinaharass

wala naman.. gusto ko lang makipagkaibigan sayo eh diba

eh kanina ka pa sa jollibee eh

oh ni-hi lang naman kita oh diba

kanina ka pa sa jollibee eh

o ni-hi lang naman kita

kanina ka pa dun eh

okay na yun diba

oh bat mo pa ako susundan dito

eh taga dito naman talaga ako eh

eh sakto andito ka diba

pasensya ka na ha sorry na sorry na

tangina mo ha taga dito lang ako

pasensya ka na pasensya ka na ha

pasensya ka na ha

putangina mo

putangina ka

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hahaha bobo sa kanya lang

Eunonia: 8===================================D
You: 8=D

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ahas daw

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Ahas daw tanga