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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:08pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:03am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:33am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 12:25pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:17am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 8:44am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 3:36am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:45am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 9:59am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 10:20am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:07am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:18am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 3:16pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:50am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:33am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:46am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:01am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:53pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 2:39am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:15am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:37am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:27am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:33am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 2:04pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:17am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:03am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 3:11am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:33am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 4:26am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 4:30am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 2:41am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:54am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:57am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:26am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:57am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:19am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:20am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 6:58am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 6:58am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 6:13am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:11pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:57am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:54am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 1:46am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:21am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:33am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 1:41am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:10am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:22am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:20am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:50am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 3:20am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:55am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:52pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:52pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:52pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:03am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:03am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:01am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:52pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 2:22am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:50pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:29am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:54am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:34am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:34am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:34am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:35am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 4:00am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:50pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 2:12am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:47am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:33am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:17am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May @ 8:56am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:47am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 10:04pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:07am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:11am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:36am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 3:06am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 3:36am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 7:48am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 1:25am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:26am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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