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Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2020 @ 6:03pm

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 3:56pm

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 4:22pm

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 4:07pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 4:25pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 2:46pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 4:49pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 4:04pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 2:52pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 4:35pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 3:10pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:47pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 7:03pm

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:02pm

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 7:30pm

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 6:42pm

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 6:26pm



Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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