Recent reviews by TheAnusBreeder

May The Lag Be With You.

This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid.

This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing. The puzzles make you think and when you solve them, it results into you feeling like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. You know you're desperate when you look up the level on youtube and once you've finally see what you had to do to complete that part of the level it just leads into a face palm. All the little functions that come along with the game are simply phenominal. I personally find it hilarious to remove my parters head off and run away jumping to my death so that he can not do the same. Which just wastes time but its filled with laughs. Dancing while Chell is calling you a malfunctioning idiotic robot just to spite her you continue to dance and kill yourself constantly. But the best part is when you complete a level and sigh in happiness that it took you 30 mininutes to complete a level that takes 10, because you wanted to enjoy the game for all the little tools and things you can do along side one of your closest friends. Personally a smash hit and I RECOMMEND THIS!!!

I like Castles. You like Castles. Buy Castle Crashers. Steal the princess from your bestfriend and make em feel like a lil ♥♥♥♥, Ummm I mean this game is fun in the beggining gets pretty mundane good game to play with a bunch of friends if you're high off life or just to sleep deprived to process the simplest of tasks. End up giggling about some stupid goofy looking enemy. I recommend it. I guess.

This game is well developed and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ addictive. I swore to play this for a bit I keep coming back to it. I am garbage at the game hence why my hours are so low because if you add dying a bunch with rage quitting you get a low amount of hours. Fantastic game, but I may end up breaking my computer.