The Smexy Beast
Gordon Bach   Santa Ana, California, United States
 
 
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Dai_Vexed 28 Mar, 2016 @ 11:22pm 
Learn to code in C++. Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you had lying around. Recompile the kernel again. Switch distros. Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. Grow a giant beard. Blame Sun Microsystems. Turn your bedroom into a server closet and spend the next decade falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans. Switch distros again. Abandon all hygiene. Write a regular expression that would make all other programers cry blood. Learn to code in Java. Recompile the kernel again, but this time wearing your lucky socks.
Dai_Vexed 28 Mar, 2016 @ 11:22pm 
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Dai_Vexed 28 Mar, 2016 @ 11:19pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Bread 28 Oct, 2015 @ 7:26pm 
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aWsM 18 Oct, 2014 @ 3:50pm 
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