No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people who think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing! most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games! I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT!REAL!GAMES! put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers

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This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

homie got lost in the sauce

-rep went over to his house just to play some smash bros, and then when i went over there he was smashing my bro :( I thought we where supposed to take turns but he kept hoggin him :(