After months of research and different formulas, I have finally come to a conclusion that can prove through facts and logic, that Self Fellatio, Auto-Bj even, Sucking your own ♥♥♥♥ if you will is not, in fact, homosexual or gay.

associative operations

If X=Y and Y=Z X must = Z

Ok so if +Y is Gay and -Y is straight (We know this since gay people are HIV positive)

and X is your hand

And Z is your mouth

we can do these calculations

X(your hand) + another mans ♥♥♥♥ = Y(gay)

Z(your mouth) + another mans ♥♥♥♥ = Y(gay)

this proves Z(your mouth)=X(your hand) when it comes to ♥♥♥♥

Now we all know

X(your hand) + your own ♥♥♥♥ = -Y(Straight)

and since X=Z

Z(your mouth) + your own ♥♥♥♥ must equal = -Y(Straight)

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