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ㅤ* If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn’t anything in the store is free yet?
ㅤ* "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's Not Unusual."
ㅤ* Man in pub: How much do you charge for one single drop of whisky?
Landlord: That would be free sir.
Man in pub: Excellent. Drip me a glass full.
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