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😵
It's like deja vu all over again.
-- Yogi Berra
🤠
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal
that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they
ought to be.
-- William Hazlitt
😫
THE OLD POOL SHOOTER had won many a game in his life. But now it was time
to hang up the cue. When he did, all the other cues came crashing go the floor.
"Sorry," he said with a smile.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
😩
I'm EMOTIONAL now because I have MERCHANDISING CLOUT!!
😭
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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