Recent reviews by Owlz

Literal masterpiece

Didn't even get to the good stuff and I already want to kill myself

An absolute nostaligia trip.

Amazing lore, mechanics, graphics...You name it, it has it.

Came for the booty, stayed for the nihilism.

I've been playing this game for about 3-4 years and I have to say I do not regret the hours played count. I'd call it the World of Warcraft of shooters: you get dropped into a huge pool of content when you start with no notion of what to do first because you see all these flashy top-tier gear pieces and other players that look either like space gods or strip club neon signs and you're sitting in awe wondering how to be like them. Imma share the secret for it: >700 hours of gametime. Sounds like a lot but once you start playing the hours pass, you meet new people and before you realize it you're already at 300 hours, you have some of the best weapons and you're having fun.
My first memory of playing was me not knowing how to get to Uranus (heh) and a helpful guy lending me a hand. That was the start of a friendship that got me trough an entire summer, having fun with the dude, making a clan and just messing around.
Maybe the game is not what it was back then, but be sure to throw it a bone, it has one of the most helpful communities and they'll guide you trough all your moments when you feel like you're stuck.
AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT BUY WARFRAMES FROM THE MARKET, JUST BUY THE BLUEPRINT AND FARM THE BOSSES.


and btw there is a lot of b00ty

It has jiggle physics
69/10

I can`t even start the damn singleplayer mode, it crashes everytime!!

day 1:found nothing
day 2:found a ♥♥♥♥ ton of items
day 3:a guy kills me, steals my items and then crash his car into a tree and blows up

Now, seriously, the game is very good and Nelson updates it every week

Oh, and watch out for the big zombies...

I'll start with the pro: you can build flying ♥♥♥♥♥ and bomb stuff
Cons:you get easely outplayed by overpowered players, this being the main reason I uninstalled the game, making it hard for me to even put a dent in their robots, while they 1-shot me with some big-azz gun.