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Creatine changed my life in more ways than one
A few months ago, my life took an unexpected turn. My wife’s “open relationship” idea had left me feeling sidelined while her boyfriend, Chris, quickly became a regular fixture in our home. At first, I resented him—he was everything I wasn’t: confident, muscular, and somehow always carrying a shaker bottle.

But then something surprising happened. Chris suggested we work out together. I decided to give it a shot, mostly to prove to myself I could keep up. That’s when he introduced me to creatine. I’d never given supplements much thought, but Chris handed me a scoop like it was the Holy Grail, saying, “This will change everything.”

He wasn’t wrong.

In the gym, I started seeing real progress—more energy, faster recovery, and actual muscles where there had been none. But what I didn’t expect was how creatine would change our relationship, too. Over time, Chris and I grew closer. We bonded over workouts, joked about progress, and shared long conversations that became increasingly personal.

Eventually, our friendship took a turn. One night, after a particularly grueling workout, Chris handed me a shaker bottle and said with a grin, “Creatine’s not just for the gym, you know.” We laughed, but that moment led to something deeper.

These days, Chris doesn’t come over for my wife anymore—he comes over for me. Creatine has become more than just a fitness supplement; it’s a shared ritual. Whether it’s a pre-gym boost or mixing up a glass together after a long day, it’s our way of staying connected.

While I won’t go into too much detail, let’s just say that creatine’s role in our lives extends beyond fitness (mixes well with lube). It’s become a symbol of our unexpected partnership, a constant reminder of how life can surprise you when you least expect it.

TL;DR: My wife’s boyfriend introduced me to creatine and working out. Now he’s my boyfriend, and creatine is part of the bond that transformed both my body and my relationships.

Zoo WEE MAMA!

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