Recent reviews by Jordan Terrell Carter

God is dead and the creators of this game have killed him

No.

This game was a really good insight as to what its like to be a landlord and an Italian 8/10

Very rarely does a game studio create such a masterpiece like this. Easily the best game of all time.

"I'll just do one last thing then I'll go to bed"

4 hours later

"....♥♥♥♥"

Satisfactory is a game of pure automation with an aura of addiction. The game started out a little tedious to be honest. The introduction of new ores prompted you to redesign your whole assembly line, but after a while, you had discovered all the ores.
This allowed you to create a permanent assembly line and continue adding onto it. The game's graphics are up there in the AAA's.
The game runs pretty alright. I have a 3080 and 5800x and I rarely get below 144fps on max settings at 1440p. The gameplay is enthralling as there is always something to do. Every tier level introduces new abilities and mechanics that allow you to create a more efficient factory. The game truly lives up to its name as it is very satisfactory ;). 9/10 Highly recommend if you enjoy automation and management games.

100% in 5.5 hours. Seems not worth the price but would buy on sale. Played all the demos and stuff before this came out and this lives up to them, but with better weapons.

Teardown is a fun game about destroying as much stuff as you can before you run out of time. Is fun

The game is really, really fun. Like, REALLY fun. I may have a problem. It is really amazing just smashing in the head of someone with an ax. I am addicted. While it is a little glitchy, it is also in early access so I don't blame it. It has come a long way and is a must-buy for VR owners.

Really fun i just wish it was multiplayer!

better than your face