7 SIGNS YOU’RE GETTING BETTER AT GAMING:

You wake up in the morning with Eminem music in your head

You cover yourself in the blood of minorities

Friends introduce you as “a hazard to everyone’s safety”

Friends ask you to please obey the constraints of the restraining order

You find famous rappers you think you can gun down in the streets

You start cancelling things to go commit hate crimes

People start asking if you have confederate flags for sale

You listen to Eminem

7 SIGNS YOU’RE GETTING BETTER AT GAMING:

You wake up in the morning with Eminem music in your head

You cover yourself in the blood of minorities

Friends introduce you as “a hazard to everyone’s safety”

Friends ask you to please obey the constraints of the restraining order

You find famous rappers you think you can gun down in the streets

You start cancelling things to go commit hate crimes

People start asking if you have confederate flags for sale

You listen to Eminem

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This is a tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he's off on a Kanye Quest. Where he'll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest. He shall return to his Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

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