Cutest weeb ever

Cutest weeb ever

cutest guy NA

You in a nutshell: Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favorite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually act disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for it? Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the anime I watch).

-rep Dad of my kids and left me alone with 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat kids

+rep dad of my kids

+rep u and me its for life :3 my bestfriend ! dead obies c sick

I met this user once before I was playing MM and he sounded upset, so I encouraged him and in response, he added me as a friend. Over time the invitations to private lobbies grew until eventually I was also bombarded with voice chat requests from him. One day I answered it and I was met with a sob and a cry. In-between breaths he opened up to me about his personal problems, apparently being bullied everyday at school and being tormented by his older sisters at home. Taken back, I exchanged some words of comfort to him. But then it changed once again. He said he was unsure about his sexuality, telling of sometimes he was aroused by the bullies at school when they touched him. Eventually, he wondered what it would be like to take it in the ass, so I contacted one of his sisters and asked if he could use her dildo. Last I heard of him, he had stuck it so far up his ass he ♥♥♥♥ all over the family cat and killed it - as he was trying to make it lick his balls at the same time.

my boyo

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Vi är de mördare få : notice how jake is walling

Hitler rushed production of the tanks so that they would be ready for the Battle of Kursk on the Eastern Front. Well the Germans managed to roll them out on time, but they hadn't been perfected and many tanks broke down or caught fire on their way out to the front because Hitler was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ assclown who couldn't lead his country out of a wet paper bag if you gave him an industrial-grade set of wet paper bag openers and directions on how to use them. On top of the technical issues they faced, the first batch of Panther tanks also weren't fitted with hull machine guns, so the few that actually managed to make it to the front lines at Kursk without catching fire were blown up by Russian infantrymen who basically walked up to the front of the tanks and threw hand grenades inside. Without a machine gun, the tankers could do nothing but watch themselves get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incinerated inside a Fascist George Foreman grill.

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pine moi ca mon gars

+rep Bangs a lot of chix

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