I played a few games with this Actual AI player, and he was so bad i decided to write a short essay about my feelings.

PART 1

Literally this man has no hands. Ive seen legless people perform better in a shoe wearing competition, than this man playing CS:GO. He is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spastic that he should be banned from using a mouse and keyboard ever in his life. Each time he turns on his PC and boots up CS, a young child dies in Africa due to the pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cringe that is generated each time this man attempts spray control. He is very bad at aiming, but ATLEAST he griefs his team each time he buys any utility WHICH IS EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ROUND. Please man, uninstall steam, and any type of enterntainment from you PC. You would be doing the world a favour, and the overall hapiness in the world will be a bit higher. If you uninstall CS:GO i guarantee the children will scream, and the people will celebrate, the world will be a better place.

PART 2

His communication skills/info giving skills are equal to a drunk Hungarian tourist in Columbia, each time he tries to say something, his mic pick ups some weird static noise which is equivalent to an F18 superhornet jet engine booting up.
I saw him trying to spray control once, and i mad an appointment with the eye surgeons after that, i am having my eyes removed tomorrow, i will be happier in the darkness. This man could not hit a dead cow with a ford f35 truck, i tell you.
With all of this, this man has the audacity to send me a playing invite , i would rather have a threesome of steaming raging homosexual sex with Danny Devito and Osama bin Laden than go into a Match with this person.

PART 3

IF there is a God, and hell exists, i am 90% sure watching you play is a form of punishment in the deepest pits of hell. Watching you play, made my geriatrich grandfather, who has parkinsons, happy again, he said, and im quoting "my hands are shaking and are basically useless, but i am happy my hand function is gone, because when i saw this man play i know there is more to life than using your hands, because this young man is alive for 23 years without the ability to use his hands". The fact that this man reached MG2 is proof that valve needs to make adjustments to the ranking system.
While being like this, he is somehow still better than 99% of russians in the CS:GO community, and i am afraid to even think about how people who this spastic idiot killed, look like.
He once flamed a bunch of Russians tho, and is sometimes a bit racist.
Overall 8/10 player
+ REP

+rep one of the best revolver player I've ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seen