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45 of 93 (48%) achievements earned:
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Red Herring

It worked!
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 10:35pm

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 10:32pm

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:45am

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:55am

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:42am

What what?

Where did it go?
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:17am

You scared it!

You monster!
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:15am

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:40am

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:19am

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:16am

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:17am

I peed your pants.

WHAT?
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:16pm

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:03pm

Dead end!

Haha!
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:04pm

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:09pm

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:06pm

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:10pm

Hello World!

I drew this!
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:13pm

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:51am

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:02am

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:44am

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 10:36pm

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:48am

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:48am

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:04am

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:08am

Well done!

Congratulations!
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:04am

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:05am

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:05am

I love computers

So good
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:05am

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:06am

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:45pm

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:50pm

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:53pm

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:11pm

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:07pm

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:32pm

It's pants time!

Wow!
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:36pm

Not THAT game!

What's the word?
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:33pm

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:27pm

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:34pm

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:38pm

The day is saved!

Yay!
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:43am

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:00am

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 10:30pm



Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!

And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!

What's your goal there?

Eh?

BURP

CLOSED

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world

Take this on your way down!

Down low!

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over

Please don't come again!

Ouch!

Back my fish up!

Pow!

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!

The defendant is ready!

Objection!

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!

This is my missile!

It has been marked!

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

Throw it all away!

Way to go!

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.

Express elevator!

Bye!

Are we there yet?

No.

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.

Do the worm!

Yes!

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?

Date poacher!

At least it worked!

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!

Clear the path!

And get on it!