"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

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I like to go to the local fish market every saturday morning and then go get coffee with my friends in downtown St. Petersburg. Maybe not the most exciting of lifestyles but it is what keeps it interesting. I really want travel to South America and play soccer with people that are far more skilled than I am. This will help me develop skills and eventually propel my soccer hobby into a professional career when I am only 46 years old (after I retire from my day job of course).

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