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Freaking Nice Game

enter fog, roll, slash, die, rinse, repeat

Feddy Five Night praises me more than my parents do

You aren't playing this game correctly if you aren't eating paint and inputting half circle forward punch a bunch of times till you grab the opponent and take away half of their health

Time to kill in this game takes longer than my poops and I take long ass poops. Still an enjoyable experience though

Makes my a** itch

Why are we still here, just to suffer?

A business man and a one-eyed fancy Hooters manager throw hands with smooth brained yakuza members, a Chinese masseur, random thugs, gold suit clad gentlemen, bikers, ludicrously huge guys, crazy yakuza leaders that don't know when to quit, and just about anyone else that stands in their way . All just to save their blind waifu. This is all done while these two beasts of men are bustin moves at the disco, singing their hearts out at karaoke bars, driving RC cars, and managing clubs and property, and looking stylish as they do it.

To sum it all up into a simple sentence, "this game is about real estate" - Lil Pepperoni