LAST 😍 TIME ⏰ YOU 👈🏼 SAID 🤠 SUMMAT, I 👉🏻 AIN'T 💅 HAD 💔 TIME. 😰 BUT 😳 TODAY? 😍 I 😀 GOT 🉐 TIME 🕜 YOU BETTER 👍 GET 🍌😱 THE ♥♥♥♥ 👉 OFF 👏📴 MY 👩‍🦰 LINE 🤙 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🧔🏾 RAT 🐀 BOY 🤤 YOU 👉 REALLY 😕 BETTER 😎 LEAVE 🍂🔜 ME 🚩 ALONE, 🙃🙃 I 🤫 AIN'T 🙅🏻 THE ONE 🔂 NO 🌽 WAY, 👟 NO 🙅 WAY 😸 GO 🏃‍♂️ AND DO 💫 YOUR 😌 ♥♥♥♥ 💩 AND GET 🉐 OUT 🤟 MY 👋 WAY 😳 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🦃 YOU 🔀♎ FUNKY RAINBOW 🌈 HEAD 💆 DOG 🐶 HEAD 🤯 RAINBOW 🌈 HEAD 👩🏾 ♥♥♥♥♥ YEAH 💁 YOU 👊🏾 BETTER LEAVE 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️ THE 🔝 DAWG 🐐 ALONE I'LL FIND🕵️‍♀️ YOU 🤛🔥 A CAT 😹 TOM AND JERRY 👦 ♥♥♥♥ 💩💩 ♥♥♥♥ 👌😯 WITH THE 🔝 DOG 🐕‍🦺 GET NUTHIN 🍭 NICE 😍 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐶 RAT 🐀 BOY 👶

Woah 😱 dude, 😎😂 did 🙀👉 you 😊😀 just 💦 miss 😵 the satire? That 😈 is a certified 😈7️⃣ wholesome 🐶💯 100 💯 big 🍆 chungus 🐰 r/woooosh moment! 😳🤔 Did 🦎 you 👈 really 👈😍 think 💭 I 🙀 was serious? 😐 😂 r/woooosh r/woooosh you 👀👦 are so dumb! 🤤 That 🥺🕢🕚 joke 😂😂 went 💨 over 🔁 your 👈🏼 head. 💆‍♂️ Wooosh! 👉🏻💨 I ✨ was joking but 🍑 your 👉 little 🧚🏻‍♂️ brain 🧠 could 🔮 not 🈶 realize 🤔 that 😳 I 👨 was not 😧 serious! 😐 You 😊 are stupid! ☠️🤡 Me 💦🔫 when 🍑 someone 💀 misses 😭💔 the joke: 😳😂 🤮🤮. You 👈 are so pathetic, 😱 go 🦗 get 🉐 a job! 🔧 r/woooosh r/woooosh r/unexpectedshrek Wooooooosh!! 💦👽👾💦👽👾

My English teacher was having us do presentation in front of our class. For my presentation, I decided to troll my entire class by making my entire slideshow about the popular game, Among Us. I started off the presentation by showing the class the picture of the Among Us imposter wearing sneakers (it's a meme on google). For some reason, no one laughed at the meme. My teacher told me "this isn't what your presentation is supposed to be about." I responded by yelling "THE TEACHER IS SUS I SAW HER VENT" and then naruto running around the room. I assume it's because it was forst bell and everyone was tired. But I wasn't about to give up. I made a last ditch effort to make everyone laugh. I started to beatbox the Among Us theme song trap remix. I was beatboxing it so well (i had practiced it at home), i was certain that everyone would burst out in laughter. Unfortunately, not a single person laughed. Everyone was staring at me, so I said "You guys are all sussy, I'm gonna eject you".

Anime não é real, você ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ perdedores. Salve seu amor pelo mundo real. Pare de agir como se anime fosse real ou melhor que a vida real. Você vai ficar triste e sozinho se não fizer nada além de assistir anime. Nada de errado em ser anti-social, mas caramba. Alguns de vocês weebs levam tudo longe demais. Por que você está coletando armas estrangeiras que não sabe como usar? Isso é bandeira vermelha. Colocá-lo na lista de vigilância quando sua bunda desajeitada desajeitadamente cortar sua avó porque ela não quis comprar seus narutos. Mas não quero passar minha vida tentando escapar ou evitar minhas dificuldades e problemas. Porque então vou acabar vivendo uma vida vazia. Nunca fazendo amigos. Nunca encontrando o amor. Nunca realizando nada. Então. Não quero que outras pessoas deixem o anime consumir suas vidas e os distrair de coisas importantes na vida ou de coisas que eles realmente querem fazer.

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-rep autistic, smelly, retarded, looks weird, strange headshape, small in stature, bref reeks of ♥♥♥♥