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Recent reviews by Gutterboy

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2 people found this review helpful
37.4 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
If I had less than 2 hours in this game, I would have refunded it. It is so frustrating when your little friend says "ah, unlucky mate, that's a shame" or when you miss a shot and hear the s♥♥♥♥♥♥s.
I hate you in this game Jack.
Posted 20 January, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
17.5 hrs on record (13.1 hrs at review time)
A quiet, relaxed and soothing game that let's me think about my life, and how I should improve myself as a person. As I mop up the sick, and guts, I think about my plans for the weekend, about the chores I will have to do, the work I need to do tomorrow, and any events I have to push me through the week. But those fun events, like BBQs or days out are in the future, and Viscera Cleanup Detail is right here, right next to me. So, as I throw pieces of elf into a furnace, I think, do I want to go to bed now, ready for work, or clean up Santa's filthy little grotto into the early hours of the morning?
My finger hovers over the exit button tentatively. That would probably be best, but if not now, when will the cleaning be done? I'll push it back to the weekend, and then to next week, and then to a bank holiday, and before you know it, a whole year has passed and the clutter has crowded around me. I smile, and pick up the broom again. It's time to get back to work.
Posted 3 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
230.8 hrs on record (62.6 hrs at review time)
What a classic game!
Fun for all the family, if you like turning into facist Canda, leaving the Allies and Blitzkreiging all the way to Washington before realising you can't hold the continent against the Red Tide and having Russians take you over. And then sit in the corner of the map as a communist Canada, turning on your once friends, the Nazis and toppling Hitler himself.
Now that's what I call 7 hours of entertainment.
Posted 8 April, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
39.4 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
Killed groups of screaming teletubbies while listening to 'We are Number One' by Robbie Rotten everytime a tank attacked.
Also shouted at my Shrek Charger as my friends all died.
10/10 would play again
Posted 26 December, 2016.
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