Gym Shoe
Nick   Illinois, United States
 
 
I put my nuts in her butthole, call that double dipping.
Only human in the world to produce taint relish.
Keep your dog away from me, I'm a certified dog ass eater.
Caught an (alleged) Predator.
Got a zit on my ♥♥♥♥ cause I make that ♥♥♥♥♥ pop
The world needs people like you, so that people like me can shine.
The thing about my bullets, they come from other peoples guns.

Well my Xbox Subscription has come to an end, it's been a hell of a year. If a lot of people tell me to get live, i'll buy another year. But thanks for the great times guys. BIOHAZARD HIPPO signing off
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Yaz. 21 Apr @ 6:54pm 
Im sorry i called you a squeaker on 27th december 2017
Ariuri 28 Mar @ 10:11am 
hi
SmurfCLX 26 Feb, 2023 @ 2:20pm 
I divorced my wife of 20 years today, who also donated her kidney to me
I’m furious, after 20 years you’d think you know someone right?

Today I asked her “hey I’m in the mood to watch some Star Wars, wanna join me?” To where she replied “sure.” I told her we can just skip all of the bad movies that the alt right has an obsession with (the prequels) and go straight to watching the objective masterpieces known as the ST. My wife LAUGHED (yes directly at me, no dang respect from this woman) replying she didn’t really like them and found them boring. I looked at her straight in the eye, it all became clear to me, my wife is a misogynist, she just hates women, she doesn’t respect women whatsoever.

So I slapped that dumb lady in the face and screamed “I WILL NOT TOLERATE MISOGYNY IN THIS HOUSEHOLD, YOU JUST HATE IT BECAUSE IT HAS A FEMALE LEAD” she then started crying and acting like a victim, so i just kicked her out.
oni 14 Feb, 2020 @ 9:36pm 
shoe eater +gay
yush 1 Oct, 2019 @ 12:49pm 
s h i t ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
wendys baconator 17 May, 2019 @ 5:15pm 
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