"I don't know whether or not I should crash it, or figure out what furries are." -Nuclearburrito 2017
" I, presumabley a being made out of atoms that has accquired sentience, which happens to reside in the same plane of existence, and also, by pure chance, in the same vicinity of you, another sentient being, have entered a situation where you have initiated an action using a combination of chemicals, have caused you, to encounter me, and provoke me by initiating a form of motion where your hand, made out of molecules just like mine, has touched my food product, known as spaghetti. To further prove my dissatifaction with your actions, I have used a loud tone to influence you to infer that I have sent you an ultimateum using my mouth muscles, which created a noise that refers to you as somebody, and you, a being, have touched my spaghett, so I shall reference this action in my ultimateum, which is partially influenced by chemical reactions in my brain, causing anger to bring me to turn the words "touch", and "my", into a simplfied slang word, and have connected those to words to make "toucha", to take your attention away from your current problems and over to my ultimateum. I have also implemented simplifying the word spaghetti, to also draw your attention to my current situation, which was partially influenced by you, to "spaghet". I hope that this ultimateum will inspire you to not touch my spaghetti again, unless completely needed. This encounter shall hopefully bring you to understand my need for you not to touch my spaghetti, and aswell as this I hope it will influence you to not touch anyone else's spaghetti anytime soon. "
- Nuklearburrito 2018
There was an explosion, and then there was a turtle.
-Nuklearburrito 2019
manifest destiny is somewhere in vietnam, lost in the jungles i imagine
-Nuklearburrito 2020
takes one to know one
-Nuklearlemon 2021