Recent reviews by Uncles PTSD gaming disciple

Very noice. However, kind of wish they had it where you would put the wrench into your palm like Jack does in Bioshock, or is that to much?

The perfect game, made even perfecter.

VALVE PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

I originally pirated this game but after I played it I liked it so much I decided to buy it to support the creator. Admittedly there may have been a better way of giving him more money that wasn't through steam but what can you do.

Badass story, who doesn't like killing God. Some sections are extremely difficult without using your powers, which is a mostly non issue, but if you like to play these games in the most challenging way possible that can be a bit of a turn off.

I really liked the game, even though a lot of design choices I didn't agree with. I mean, why the ♥♥♥♥ can't Booker carry more then two guns? The man can lug around 20 pairs of magical pants, hats, and boots yet cant be bothered to shove a pistol in his pants? Maybe get Elizabeth to carry it, she can handle it. Another thing I didn't like is that I had to do *that* fight three times. Return to sender makes it easier but I can't help but groan thinking about whats going to happen when I get around to a 1999 mode playthrough.

Play as the ultimate sigma male, solving all of your issues by pressing Shift + Mouse 1. Compared to the second game, certain parts of this one feel unfinished. However, Rapture after the original bioshock is one of the most moist, genuinely frightening settings of any game I have ever played, bonus points for that.

More like... Deep uh,, deep c-.. deep c- c- c- .. oooo... uhmm

Theres really nothing else like this game. I never thought I could be so in love with a rusty subterranean world built out of mildewing planks above large sewage canals. Plays like a placid nightmare threatening to bubble over into something a lot worse.

Boy, do I need to pee