Once upon a time, there was a Ground war match held between Denmark and England. England triumphed, while the Skrub of Cawdor had been noscoped by king Duncan. However, a cheeky skrubloard by the name of Macskrub had been too greedy. He wanted to become part of the Illuminati. So he and his wife noscoped King Duncan (actually it was Macskrub who did the super stealth tomahawk throw across the map. Then, became part of Faze and Optic. However, Optic found out that he was in the iluminati so they quicksckoped him out of the clan, infact Macbeth was being such a skrub that they even went to his internet shop with MLG merchandise such as mountain dew shirts, and Macskrub shirts. They hacked his website, and they killed Macskrub by 1337 haxing the computer and then it exploded which was a wonderful sight with many lens flairs, once he was killed, snipars smiled upon down from noscoper heaven, and the world order was brought back to normal. While macskrub was sent to hardscoper hell, and he was hardscoped by hardscopers for eternity.
Moral of the story: infecteD is illuminati confirmed , rekt.