When you thought you have a lot of games and look at his profile...

futa is gay

I'm enjoying my 100% of Half-Life 2

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

dragon dildos are very expensive

Gooby pls.... Gooby pls....

guess who's back
back again
Alan's back
he has no friends

8^)

currently dead, his computer got borked. won't be online for a good amount of time

I wish I could walk on cucumbers.

Jesus can walk on water,
cucumbers are 96% water,
I can walk on cucumbers,
therefor I am 96% Jesus.

[Insert (5) tipped friends here]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybpm6K3bxRc

Two Latvians walk into bar
First latvian say to bartender
"Do have potato?"
Bartender say "I not have potato, is cold and sad."
Second latvian say to bartender "Please for blanket to keep warm."
The bartender say "No have blanket, no have potato. My family die many week ago from cold, I soon join them."
Men say "We join them together, friend."
Both man and bartender sit in empty bar for days until darkness claim them.
So sad.

Lol I liked em all but the second one is my favorite.

Wow

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR
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i'll stop now

you see, destiny has 7 letters. 7 letters is their main number. the number of sides on the triangle of illuminati is 3. 7-3=4. there is 4 letters in halo. in forerunner, there is 10 letters. in Illuminati, there is 10 letters. in bungie, there is six letters. 10-6=4. halo.
Bungie wanted world domination. World + domination =15 letters. 15-9(reclaimer=9). What has 6 letters? Bungie.
confirmed.

bungie.
is.
illuminati.

Eᴠᴇʀʏ 60 sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅs ɪɴ Aғʀɪᴄᴀ, ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇ ᴘᴀssᴇs. Tᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴛʜɪs. Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ sᴘʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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K den

Knot to my knowlege.

Hi, are you gay?

I put one on your page.

Most of the people I am frends with already have it on thier walls XD

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete*
LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%.
ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me.
Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend :P

You guys are very "mature" -_-

Thank you but I wanted to know what his definition of gay is, not yours.

from wikipedia: The word gay arrived in English during the 12th century from Old French gai, most likely deriving ultimately from a Germanic source.[1] In English, the word's primary meaning was "joyful", "carefree", "bright and showy", and the word was very commonly used with this meaning in speech and literature

Define Gay.

Aand, your gay!

Fear the Flippity Flip... be very... very afraid...

he used his flippity flip on me and i've never been the same

It's true.

If that's true, then great job Dax!

The longest recorded flight of a chicken was 13 seconds with a 301.5 feet distance.

Yay! And the crowd goes wild!

welcome back to the show where everything is made up and the points dont matter! i'm your host, drew carey!

The Price is Right, Drew Carey!

Wut

Yeah I did look it up.

i am quite simply the best game show host that ever hosted. look it up you uncultured dim-wits

He's an actor. I think.

I still don't know who Drew Carey is...

Wait a sec, you forgot "Whoa, eatin' babies!" !

Drew Carey lol that is so true!

Drew Carey what the heck??
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i am here to say all the unnesesary and annoying things that i say in real life. *ahem*
pills pills pills
you should play borderlands
call of crap is dumb, stop playing it
brandon, you smell. like garlic bread? no, more like-STRAWBERRIES!!!!
dead space
y u no play games wit meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
and, most importantly:
stay
out
of
my
shed
and now, all the emotis that i own:

Thanks :D