I swear to god purple im going to come out of my screen and punch you in the face - Sylo

Your hut it's made of grass, it won't stop bullets, I'm gonna kick your ass - Mr. Sark

I don't wanna hear any quacks, tweets, oinks, whinnies or cocklee-doodle-doos when I say... dodgeball. - gym teacher

Roses are red, violets are blue, talk to me again I'll hit you with a shoe