StrangeWaves
Bout Martinez   Cardiff, Cardiff, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Astronaut, Former member of the Illuminati, Founder of the New World Order, Curer of Cancer, Self proclaimed Messiah, part-time table dancer, Flip-Flop salesman
Currently Offline
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Recent Activity
10.5 hrs on record
last played on 15 Feb
27 hrs on record
last played on 9 Feb
0.6 hrs on record
last played on 9 Feb
gunmilk20 26 Jan, 2021 @ 7:17am 
I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.
Katlou 27 Nov, 2020 @ 10:35am 
-rep discriminates based on head squishiness
gunmilk20 14 Sep, 2020 @ 6:56am 
Worst admin of a ttt server ever created-join the Lightspeed ttt server and make fun of him when he joins
gunmilk20 28 Aug, 2020 @ 4:54pm 
This guy is a ♥♥♥♥ do not trust him
pig 10 Nov, 2018 @ 1:01pm 
great friend but always dissapears for long times. please come back :(
Armypyro 5 Oct, 2014 @ 5:43pm 
+rep nice guy and trader really nice to play with and have a good laugh with