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105.1 hrs on record (58.3 hrs at review time)
每当暗杠读秒时,就是有幸运之神降临。
不过不是降临在你这边
Posted 26 March, 2022.
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希望能早日玩到贵司的新作。
加油!








嗯?你问我最喜欢哪个?
果然我还是王道征途,路西法拉!
Posted 17 July, 2020.
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69.8 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
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=======以下评论只为博君一笑,切勿深究=======

“啪!”
你用力拍门,喊道“掌柜的!出来!”
当时那掌柜倚门迎接,说道:“客官,歇脚了去。本家有好酒、好肉,要点心时,好大馒头!”
“唤你家美术下来!与我相见!”
“这位大人,尚未吃我家上等浊酒,便是醉了喵?且让掌柜的打两角酒,先把些来尝看喵。”
只见一人,身不满五尺。披头蓬,藏嘴面,却露的一对如炬般的眼睛。
你道“你是GlassesCatGames的美术?”
“正是,大人请坐喵”,他拉开椅座,道“不知大人光临寒舍有何贵干喵?”
你掇个杌子,横头坐了。道“你家这大乳,就那巨婴郑翔看得,却教我看不得?”
“齐鲁郑公子那时内测版本,诸多地方没有改良,实为惭愧喵”那美术道“如今大人购得改良版,指引教学都已........”
“好你个猫妖!”你两只圆彪彪怪眼睁起道“内测那狐仙,未曾见有阻挡,现在却教她用围巾把大乳挡起来,还唤作改良?”
“这个问题嘛.....大人,如今太平盛世喵”美术拭去额汗,道“一女子衣不蔽体,恐难登大雅之堂喵”
“人有人权,仙有仙权,你按人的思维,量那狐仙的心思?”你道“这世道还能不能对神仙好一点了?信不信我前去魏博镇,寻些田园女拳师来,把你牌匾拆了做腌菜石?”
那美术叉手拱立,尽道:“大人但说,我一听尊命。”
你道“快作一番盒蟹补丁,使那内测版狐仙与我相见!”
美术说出下句话,有分教:石定木好汉,屈做囚徒;山东省巨婴,转向战棋。
毕竟美术说出甚话来,且听下回分解。
Posted 13 November, 2019. Last edited 13 November, 2019.
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172.4 hrs on record (109.6 hrs at review time)
玩了一百多个小时,才发现新建存档的时候把猩红庭院DLC去掉之后每次回家有好事发生OvQ

感动得我又玩了50个小时
Posted 11 May, 2019.
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5.6 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
有百合情节的话我游戏时间的小数点会往右移一格
Posted 11 May, 2019.
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2.0 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
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我是个粗人,没有什么辞藻,就给个赞吧。
Posted 17 April, 2019.
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1,137.8 hrs on record (437.4 hrs at review time)
神说要有PS4,就有了PS4。
神说PS4要有猛汉王,PS4就有了猛汉王。
神说PS4上的猛汉王理应优先更新,卡婊一巴掌扇过去,说今年四月众生平等。
Posted 19 August, 2018. Last edited 22 January, 2020.
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9.5 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
我觉得玩这个游戏的时候,最好配上《国际歌》做BGM。特别是那句“从来就没有什么救世主”一定要喊出来。
Posted 8 February, 2017.
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19.6 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
千万不要和毒瘤一起玩这个游戏!

千万不要和毒瘤一起玩这个游戏!

千万不要和毒瘤一起玩这个游戏!

很重要所以说三次
Posted 7 February, 2017.
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