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>Be me
>Be a young, simple merchant in feudal Japan
>Move to Sakai
>Get attacked by random bandit
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>Destroy bandit
>Fellow merchant comes out of nowhere and takes me to his house
>Merchant says something about his brother getting kidnapped and tells me to go save him
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>Hires 30 hobos and start doing merchant stuff
>Eventually, some lord tells me to get his taxes from a village
>Get taxes, but doesn't give them to lord
>Run off with a boat-load of money
>Get swarmed by 240124124 squads of bandits
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>Somehow manage to escape with only 7 guys
>Start rebuilding my squad
>Start doing merchant things again
>See a village getting attacked by bandits
>Save village from the plebs
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>Decide to become a vigilante group and save villagers
>Call group the Rice Field Squad
>Start taking out bandits and selling them to slavery
>Now the bandits know to fear the Rice Field Squad
>Bump into bandit monk HQ
>Attack said bandit HQ
>Lose
>Run back to Sakai and come back with more troops to try again
>Lose again
>Keep trying until bandit HQ falls under my control
>Bandit HQ is now Rice Field HQ
>Store a ♥♥♥♥ ton of soldiers into HQ
>Go back to trading Business
>Get attacked by some puny lord
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>Destroy lord
>Lord's clan now hates me
>Realize how corrupted the lords of Japan are and start my campaign to purify the land
>Starts taking castles in the name of the Rice Field Squad
>Rice Field Squad become Rice Field Clan
>Take Sakai from puny clan
>Clan lord throws a hissy fit and sends his entire army to reclaim the city
>Lose, but not before taking out half of the clan lord's army
>Come back and take city away from clan again
>Other lords start joining the Rice Field Clan's cause
>Eventually take out puny clan
>Capture puny clan lord
>Drag clan lord around with me as personal slave
>Start taking out every other clan
>They stood no chance against the Rice Field Clan
>Soon all of Japan is under the control of the Rice Field Clan
>Crown self as Sovereign-Lord of Japan
>Go back to destroying every bandit that crosses my line of sight
>Have lords put maximum effort into hunting down all bandits
>Soon, all of the bandits were crushed under the might of the Rice Field Clan
>Not even a single organism on Japan dares to commit a crime anymore
>Don't ♥♥♥♥ with the Rice Field Clan