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Swagmonster 19 Aug, 2016 @ 6:15am 
I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. it's an extremely erotic and satisfying feeling seeing those birds really around in ♥♥♥, and maybe transporting it to other places in the city. either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing at a flock of birds, ♥♥♥♥ throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
Swagmonster 19 Aug, 2016 @ 6:15am 
within a few feet of you. use your judgment based on how far you know you can ♥♥♥. I was a lonely soul who could hit targets of a thimble up to four feet away. you wait for the pigeons to begin eating and get comfortable with your presence. at this point you want to coo and sensually talk to them gain their trust. now you're finally ready to ♥♥♥ on your bird. this is the tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the bird, so you have to be very subtle. once you master the technique you simply wind it up, and let go, aiming depending on your past ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ experiences.
Swagmonster 19 Aug, 2016 @ 6:14am 
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. not something I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport for me. for anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of peaceful area where pigeons would gather. next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming up to me and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on me but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. after you're good an horny you get some bread. my pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might prefer honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. fat, unhealthier birds are easy to hit so remember that. once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the dead, whip your Roosevelt out and scatter bread out.
MemphisBootyMuncher 2 Aug, 2016 @ 10:55pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that X))) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! xDDD I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play team fortress 2 sometime its a really cool game with a lot of funny characters and trolls, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly lol i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype (♥♥♥♥♥SlayerMC) we should talk you look really nice and fun. =^.^= xoxoxo