CONO STANDO

BROTHER, I MISS YOU MY DUDE, I HOPE YOU'RE OKAY

hope you're doing alright

I sexually Identify as a Chad. Ever since I was a small child I dreamed of droping hot sticky loads inside my harem of girls while I cuck their beta bfs. People say to me that a manlet being a chad is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m HIGH TEST. I’m having a plastic surgeon increase my height, chisel my jawline, and make my ♥♥♥♥ into a weapon of mass inpregnation. From now on I want you guys to call me “Master” and respect my right to own a harem and cuck needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re an alphaphobe and need to check your beta privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

o-oh sweetie, I always think of you whenever I erp with others, I can't decribe how much I wish your company right now, I know that I always delay my answers, and that most of the times I call other people on skype/discord instead of calling you, but you must know you have always been my true love, whenever I masturbate I think of you, the real real special one, I will never forget about you, you will always be a piece of my heart, I will never leave you, don't think I don't love you.. im crying right now seriously, i ain't joking, love you sweetie

hello im a cute person with a manga avatar, i have nine friends on steam and i link my equally as degenerate significant other on my profile with a unicode heart ♥

my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory

i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im self proclaimed genius, but i never express anything

my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only

my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me

my significant other is a monotoned, girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am