I'm takin' you on a road rockin' trip down to Flavortown baby. I wake up in the morning thinking about food every single day. I hold numerous world records in competitive eating. I've drank five gallons of bbq sauce in under one hour for charity. Better remember my name or I might come to your house, slice off your toes and dip them in some hot sauce before devouring them.

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