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You know these have really been going down hill recently, I feel ike I've lost that special touch I used to, you know the one. The special touch your Uncle used to have when you were 5 he said it was fine but deep down you know everything wasn't ok.... This got dark quickly, quicker than the time it takes me to ♥♥♥, so about how long it takes to read those few sentence. About 4 seconds, and whilst that seems pathetic; ARENT I THE ONE WITH THE EFFECIENT BREEDING GENES. Stick it to the haters keep it real.

Aaaaaaaaand because I didn't actually give you any real points heres some incase you need to do an analysis on HTML (god save your soul if you have to):


1. HTML is not compiled and it triggers me to no end; seriously it's not code its like weird pseudo enlgish instrusctions just ♥♥♥

2. HTML has the structural integrity of 10 year old lego that you found lying around and you make a nerve-wracking uncomfrotablly thin tower.

3. CSS (Side note) isn't actually too bad, it makes sense and at least uses ; to parse lines. Well done W3 you did good. BUT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ I HATE IT WEBSITES DONT WORK. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You know what I really don't understand? Website development. HTML is the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up willy nilly thing I have ever witnessed in my terrible, tragic life that is honestly not that bad but it makes me depressed that I am depressed which in turn makes me really depressed about being depressed as a result of depression; there is a good chance that that doesn't even make sense but regardless. HTML is the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing humankind has ever created, and I've seen Donald Trump's border control treaty? Solution? I don't understand politics enough to talk about it BUT IM GONNA DO IT ANYWAY just like your average redditor heeeeyyyoooo up to ma boy. I think this was about html but it got political, but in reality, when does Scripting lanuage discussion not turn controversial topics? And thats why I hate it.

That's a topic that really boils my blood to the next level. Why play competitive Overwatch if you're not actually going to cooperate with your team? Like Hanzo, my boy, my dear you are doing less than my alzeimher Grandad with parkinsons. I swear I could get more teamwork out of a potato, at least it provides me something, sustenance. ♥♥♥♥. And that's only the beginning, if you think thats where it ends ohhhh boy I'm just getting STARTED. Nothing keeps me up at night more than the though of someone telling me to switch off Ana and play Mercy. OHHHHH BOY it gets me going, and not the good kind of gets me going the bad kind of gets me going you know the kind, you just wanna claw your eyes out and scream obscenities in latin and hope the ethereal gods of the after life come back and exact their revenge on the heathens who make me play that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ angel. Also what the ♥♥♥♥? She can literally bring people back to life, that makes zero sense. Im out.

You know I never undestood the point of these comments. Like, do people actually unironically leave something on someones page. They have full control over it they can delete stuff at will just like reddit HEYOOOO im not gonna touch that, to topical for me. Not like Alex Jones though. I will roast that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so hard you could eat him as part of your christmas dinner after all he does just look like a big hickory ham with his bulging red face. His blood pressure is so high it makes mine look acceptable when im playing a comp game of Overwatch and the hanzo wont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SWITCH.