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🌳 * 📘 * 📀 * 💃 * 👃 * 🐊 * 🚗 * 👔 * 💚 * 🥞 * 🍧 * 👹 * ⚡ * 🐊 * 🎈 * 💙
ㅤ* Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
ㅤ* If at first you don't succeed, buy her another beer.
ㅤ* Conference, n. The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
💚 * 🕺 * 🚕 * 📕 * 👾 * 🐝 * 🌂 * 🎄 * 🥒 * 👳 * 🌏 * 🚗 * 🎈 * 🐛 * 🎫 * 🌽
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm chortling!