God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers?? what was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives. who will wipe this blood off us?? what water is there for us to clean ourselves?? what festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent?? is not the greatness of this deed too great for us?? must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?

Ah perry the proletariat, what a delightful surprise! Now that you are trapped by your crippling student loans, it is time to unveil my latest invention. The federal reserve-inator! Now you see it all started when I was a little boy in the financial crisis of 2008. The market crashed and I thought to myself “that’s not fair that these people are losing their jobs because of a few companies going bankrupt!”. Now with the power to perform corporate bailouts anywhere in the tri state are, I will fix the market by printing so much money everyone will be rich!

🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn't 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon' find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑

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I tell ya hwat, you just got visited by the friendly propane man
If you don't post this in 5 comment section you'll suffer pro-pain

already have a strange one

:D i got a gift from him! its a lame ambassador. :(